A Viennese Conversation

Standing in front of one of many wurst stands in Vienna, the four of us are discussing the genius of the Viennese "hot dog," which consists of a baguette from which a core sample is removed lengthwise from the center and a sausage inserted along with mustard and ketchup. Matt, currently stationed in Texas, makes the following observation:

Matt: Dude, in Texas you can wrap anything in a tortilla and people will eat it. Anything, it doesn't matter what it is. (Looks around, says in a very PC voice) ...well, at least the non-whites would eat it.

Jeff: Hey, you can say racists things, we're in Germany.

Megan: Dude, we're in Austria.

Jeff: Whatever.